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If Trump sells Alaska to Russia will he throw in a road map to Canada’s Yukon?

While fear-mongering about crime in Washington, D.C today, Trump told reporters - “You know, I’m going to see Putin. I’m going to Russia on Friday.”
Some people are saying that Trump actually thinks that Alaska is in Russia. But I figure nobody could be that stupid. I figure the real reason Trump said he will be going to Russia is because he already made a secret deal to sell Alaska to Russia - so he figures tecnically he will be in Russia on Friday. Cheers!

Posted - Mon at 6:59 PM

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  • 10889
    I'm afraid he is that stupid.  he thinks life is a realty show and that he's the star.
      August 12, 2025 9:59 AM MDT
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  • 11886

    He is a star – a star that has almost exhausted it’s fuel and is about to go supernova – then fade away. Trump’s fuel is his base and he is starting to lose them. Cheers!

      August 12, 2025 10:47 AM MDT
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  • 10889
    No, he's a former star who is now a black hole.  
      August 12, 2025 11:06 AM MDT
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  • 11886

    Yeah but if he was black hole he could still suck people in. I think it would be best for the Universe if he went supernova and his ending was like this - 
    Cheers!

      August 12, 2025 11:23 AM MDT
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  • 10889

    Ah, if only.

     

    Like the gravity of a black hole, his stupidity is sucking people in. 

      August 12, 2025 11:33 AM MDT
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  • 4743
    Stupidity, thy name is Donald J. Trump.  I'd bet he couldn't find Alaska or Russia on a map.
      August 12, 2025 10:10 AM MDT
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  • 11886

    A few day’s ago Trump was talking about the Alaska meeting and he said something about having to cross the Bering Strait - but the trip would be worth it. I thought he must be talking about Putin doing the crossing – but maybe he was talking about himself - and he was planing on bringing some carrot slices to snack on during the crossing. Cheers! 

    ( PS: just joking about the carrot sticks)

     

    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 12, 2025 1:27 PM MDT
      August 12, 2025 11:01 AM MDT
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  • 10889
    Not carrot sticks, French fries.
      August 12, 2025 11:07 AM MDT
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  • 11886

    Yep and he will wash them down with a quart of gravy. Trump just signed an executive order to bring back the Presidential fitness test. A few years ago Trump was asked about exercise and he said he doesn't believe in it because a person only gets so much energy and when they use it up that’s it. Now he is going to bring fitness back. Cheers!

     

      August 12, 2025 5:14 PM MDT
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  • 4743
    He's probably never eaten a carrot stick in all his adult life.
      August 12, 2025 1:28 PM MDT
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  • 11886

    When reporters asked the WH if Trump was actually going to Russia the WH responded with a simple TDS. Americans should know if their president is going to Russia or he just made a boo boo - and they deserve better then an oh you just have TDS for asking that question. Cheers!

      August 12, 2025 5:00 PM MDT
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  • 35547
    He left out a word.  But everyone knows what he was talking about.  

    I am going to see Putin. I am  going to see Russia on Friday. 
      August 13, 2025 5:07 AM MDT
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  • 4743
    He's not going to "see Russia."  He's going to meet with Putin in Alaska.   This post was edited by Spunky at August 13, 2025 5:16 AM MDT
      August 13, 2025 5:15 AM MDT
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  • 35547
    He is going to see Putin who is the leader of Russia so it can be said he will see Russia. 
    Just as we say Canada is doing this or USA is doing this...
    He is meeting with (seeing) Russia in Alaska on Friday. 



      August 13, 2025 3:18 PM MDT
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  • 11886

     

    He left out a word twice – he said he was going to Russia 2x. Also you can’t see Russia from Anchorage Alaska.


    But according to Trump he has a very big “a brain”. Wondering if a person with a very big “a brain” would leave a word out twce. Cheers! 


     

    This post was edited by Nanoose at August 13, 2025 8:45 AM MDT
      August 13, 2025 7:54 AM MDT
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