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Is this my best Trump joke ever?

On another site someone posted about the possibility of Trump being ill and might need an operation for a new heart.

So I replied -Yeah but to make his new heart more compatible it will have to be a heart from a baboon.

Then I gave it some more thought and added -

Here is how Trump’s life will change after he gets a new baboon heart – yet remain the same.


White house chief – Sir what do you want for breakfast?

Trump – banana.

White house chief - sir what do you want for an after breakfast snack?

Trump – banana.

White house chief – Sir what do you want for lunch?

Trump – banana.

White house chief – Sir what do you want for an after lunch snack?

Trump banana.

White house chief – Sir what do you want for super?

Trump – the constitution on toast. Cheers!

 

Posted - 9 hours ago

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    Needing a "new" heart intimates there's one there to begin with.
      September 2, 2025 9:02 AM MDT
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