You’re approaching a confrontation, Randy D accompanies you. You tell him to let you do all the talking. What situation prompts all this?

 

  Hey, wait! They’re just friends!

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Likely story, I've seen the way they "look" at you.

 

  Well, in their defense, they’re only human, and I create a lot of temptation.

  

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Careful there hotshot, she always carries a weapon, "her clavicle."

Yes, it looks like it would be a rough ride through those mountains.  lol

 

  You haven’t forgotten that rough rides like that are right up my alley, have you?

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  Fear not, the vast body of experiences that good ol’ Randolph D. Randolph has had with women quite sufficiently prepare him for just such eventualities. 

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  This is great, I applaud you, my friend.

 

  You can do this.
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Uh-oh!! I, indeed, had read your fun reply to me more than a month ago but I didn't "like" it at the time!
I'm sorry!

My apologetic "All Apologies" confession discussion went okay. I strongly shared my love for the song.
If you don't know the song well, I encourage a listen. My favorite part of the song is the closing quasi-mumbling moments. :)

 

 :)