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Randy D

Ok, ok, I already said I’ll sign the contract, but why is she sitting so close to me, and why is her hand on my thigh?

 

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Posted - Mon at 12:25 PM
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  • 24471


    Welby Q enters room quietly, whispers behind Randy D, in his ear, " uh . . . Randy D . . . sorry I'm late . . . she was laughing when she came into your room . . . she showed me her hands . . . I took a quick picture . . .  be careful . . . " 


      June 8, 2026 3:00 PM MDT
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  • 53962

     

      Oh! She’s a shill from the avocado growers’ guild? Those diabolical miscreants have sunk far too low this time, imagine sending an attractive, flirty woman as their operative to distract me from having my guard up. She even has perfect grammar! The fiends, the fiends! Grrrrrrrr.
      (((Listen, Welby, do I really have to get rid of her? Maybe I can sequester host her in the sub-basement for deprogramming and turn her from The Dark Side.)))
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      June 8, 2026 3:59 PM MDT
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  • 24471
    Go for it!
    She is gorgeous!

    And she can only assume being hosted may have happened with what she had "at hand."
      June 8, 2026 5:45 PM MDT
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  • 53962

     

      Close the door on your way out, Welby, and make sure it locks behind you  This will take all night.

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      June 9, 2026 9:57 AM MDT
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