I would be beside myself with grief. I wouldn't be able to eat, sleep or function until it was found. I would put up the money for a reward, hang the posters myself and notify every police precinct in a hundred mile radius. I would dedicate a page on Facebook for it, I would post a video on YouTube pleading for it to come home, or to be returned to it's rightful owner. I would..............I would............ahhhh...forget it! It's not exactly lost, and if you ever want to see it again, leave three commas and one question mark beside the bench next to the pigeon statue in the park. Brahahahahahhaaaaa.......
This is SO painful. I don't know what's worse; the desecration of a perfectly good tilde, or the fact that you two teamed up together against me. I'll need a quiet moment alone to collect myself, please. __
Real is real and fake is fake. I can recognize the differences between a genuine tilde and a silicone-enhanced one any day of the week. I suppose now you're going to claim that they're natural, that you haven't had any work done? Yeah, right. Pffffffft! ~
MY tildes have never been sick a day in their lives! I know how to take care of them, how to keep them happy and healthy. Why, I'll have you know that I even . . . wait, did you say you've been nursing them? *Sigh, I just lost this argument, didn't I?