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Randy D becomes an actor, and you're offered dual-billing in a cop movie/buddy-flick. What are your qualities that'll make it work?





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Posted - November 30, 2016

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  • I can do a soft shoe shuffle to distract the bad dudes ... Don't know if that's enough ...
      November 30, 2016 8:56 PM MST
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  • 53526
    Come on into my trailer, I'll help you go over your lines.


    ~ This post was edited by Randy D at December 2, 2016 4:24 AM MST
      December 1, 2016 9:29 PM MST
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  • Noooo... There old go over the lines trick lol
      December 1, 2016 9:31 PM MST
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  • 53526
    (I figured you wouldn't go for the "come and see my etchings" one.)

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      December 1, 2016 9:50 PM MST
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  • 3934
    I can say my lines badassfully...;-D...

      November 30, 2016 9:15 PM MST
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  • 44652
    My sarcasm and wit should work. I am also an effective pistol shooter.
      December 1, 2016 5:42 AM MST
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  • 53526
    Ok, so do you want to be the good cop or the bad cop this time?


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      December 1, 2016 9:36 PM MST
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  • 11105
    My stunning good looks will contrast nicely with Randy D.'s ugly mug and my stellar acting ability will cover up his lack of talent. Come to think of it, this really should be a solo act.
      December 1, 2016 7:18 AM MST
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  • 53526
    No thanks, I remember what happened back in '02 when I gave you a chance to do Summer Stock with me.  I have it written into my contract that I'll never have to work with you again.



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      December 1, 2016 9:49 PM MST
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  • 53526
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      December 1, 2016 10:29 PM MST
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  • I thought they already did that with Miami Vice.
    Wait a minute, you said only one gay guy?
    Never mind.
      December 2, 2016 3:25 AM MST
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  • Oh I see.
    I wonder which one would have less trouble getting into character?
    ( only kidding, Randy)
      December 2, 2016 3:41 AM MST
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  •   December 2, 2016 4:22 AM MST
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  • 53526
    Wing, I hope you know I was only kidding with the Spock quip. 

    :)
      December 2, 2016 5:32 AM MST
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  • I can do a great 70's cliche  old Brooklyn-Italian detective voice.

    "I had it up ta' here wit-chah! Yer'a loose cannon Ran-DEE."
      December 2, 2016 4:28 AM MST
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  • 53526
    "I'm not like you, Glis; I can't follow the rules!  I've tried, it's just not who I am!"

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      December 2, 2016 5:34 AM MST
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  • Yous  gibbin' me da' agida ovah here.  Pulls over, I gotsta  grabs a cahffee.
      December 2, 2016 5:45 AM MST
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