Dry jokes...

A baby seal walks into a club.. oops no good.

A guy walks into a bar gets his drink then soon needs a washroom. None to be found on the ground floor so he goes upstairs but no washroom there. He sees a hole like in the floor so he does his business there then goes back downstairs. The bar is vacated, asks the bartender "where did everyone go"?
Bartender says "where were you when the shit hit the fan"? I guess the bar must've stayed dry for a while.

Oh my. Lol. I guess so, very dry!!

Oh it was part of the joke as I found it. I kind of found the Dieser Witz stinkt quite funny too. ;-)

Deutche Volk don't drink Martinis.

When he says one, he should of said eins.

Hahahahahahaha :D

"Das deutsche Volk". Yes, some of them do. Cheers.

*joins the slow clap*

Hahaha.

Ahhh!! That's MY joke!!  Been telling it for decades!  You beat me to it...I tell it better though :-P :-P

Wrong. It will never be "eins" no matter the gender or case. ;-)

What happened to "Keep it sober, we are in the main room"?

I'm listening. :-)

It's a pun rather than a joke.  And it's in Latin.  But I still like it.

'Peccavi'.

"I have sinned"

Right that might qualify more for a pun than a joke.

ahh well it's ruined now :-(

Oomph. :-(

I think of another one...I'll get back to you ;-)

Aww. Thank you so much!! Yay!!

It was attributed incorrectly to Charles Napier by the magazine Punch in the 1840s.  It was actually penned by Caroline Winkorth and was a response to Napier's unlawful and excessive activities when subduing the rebellious province of Sindh (now part of Pakistan).

So, both a clever and cutting comment.  From a woman.  On a 'military matter'.  In the middle of the 19th century.  What's not to love?  :)

Thanks sharing this. It makes it a lovely pun, indeed. :-)