"Lost? Who lost? Lost what? Sorry, but there's nothing in the records that shows any loss. I don't have the foggiest idea what you're talking about." *Walks away with hands in pockets, whistling and looking at the ceiling.
Ogden Nash once wrote a little verse called "Advice to Newly Married Husbands". It read: To keep your marriage flowing, with love in the loving cup, Whenever you're wrong admit it; whenever you're right, shut up!
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 9, 2016 8:39 AM MST