Lots ./ - money arguments - why you wearing that out - hot water issues - tooth paste tube! 'Some fools don't know how to use them' - remote controls wars - weird noises while someone's in your bed that keep you awake and make you want to smother them with a pillow but you don't cos you're to pretty to do time in jail. - crumbs in butter - sharing wifi ( too slow ) - blanket wars - having to pee but the bathroom is just right there and you don't want him to hear ... And he has the movie paused ... Idiot ! I can't pee while you listening :/ - ordering pizza ... No I don't like pepperoni and I'm not gonna pretend to for you. - grape fruit in the eye :/ - men be calling us bee-aches but we all know they be beaching :p
This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at December 13, 2016 9:50 PM MST
We have a king size bed but my most comfortable sleeping position is sleeping on him. I sleep better having someone to hold onto and rest my head on but it was harder for him to fall asleep at first with me on him. One of the benefits of being married is having someone to sleep on! Anyway, he gave up his most comfortable sleeping position so I could have mine.
@Livvie -- One time I was under police investigation (long story) and my then-fiance (now ex-) explained to the investigating officer that it was nearly impossible for me to have been at the scene of the incident without her knowing.
She explained to the officer, "No, you don't understand. I sleep ON him. There's no way he could have snuck out at night without me noticing"....;-D...
My wife has an automatic motion she does whether awake, half-awake, asleep, etc, wherein as soon as I get settled into the bed, she throws her legs on top of mine right at my thigh level. If she gets into bed after I do, the legs go on top of my thighs. I'm so used to it after all of these years that it's just as much second nature for me as it is for her. The only time we don't do it is on the hot summer nights where skin-to-skin contact is strictly forbidden at the Ol' Randy D Ranch due to its promulgation of increased sweatiness.
As an aside, I used to have this thing where I wanted her to sleep on me, you know, lying fully on top of me, but after trying it a couple of times, she never wanted to do it. One night I asked her why she didn't like doing it, and she blurted out, "Because you're so bony! Your bones are sharp and they poke into me." We both burst out laughing at that one, lol. Ever since then it's been one of the jokes we share with each other.
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