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What are 99 things that employees avoid at work? I'll start the list: #99 work.

You may add as many items as you like, please number them in countdown style. Thank you. 

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Posted - December 18, 2016
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  • #98 - The Boss
      December 18, 2016 4:13 PM MST
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  • 3523
    #97 - Making suggestions that will require someone to do something because guess who gets nominated to do it?
      December 18, 2016 5:34 PM MST
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  • 53509
    "That sounds like a great idea, I wish I had thought of it myself. We'll need it written up for submission to the legal department, the engineering department, the finance office, the personnel director, research and development, and to marketing. Say, since you brought it up, you must have put a lot of thought and plans into it, so please stick around for the next few nights after your work is done and pound out a page or two on how it will all work. We'll need it by first thing Monday morning for the weekly board meeting. What's that? Too busy? Nonsense, if you need to work on it over the weekend off the clock, go ahead and do that too."
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      December 18, 2016 5:48 PM MST
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  • 2960
    #96 A paycheck worth the work they do
      December 18, 2016 5:44 PM MST
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  • 46117
    1.  The work
    2.  Sitting next to the company snitch
    3.  Eating a huge lunch because it makes you sluggish
    4.  Spilling coffee on your work
    5.  Sitting next to the B.O. person
    6.  The pervs.  Every office has one.
    7.  Dating the boss unless you are really nutso
    8.  Dating anyone you work with unless you are really nutso
    9.  Wearing see-through clothes unless you are really nutso
    10. Not wearing deodarent
    11.  Flamethrowers
    12.  Smoking
    13.  Drinking
    14.  Farting
    15.  The guy who mooches money This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 18, 2016 5:51 PM MST
      December 18, 2016 5:50 PM MST
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  • 53509
    Countdown style, it says it as clearly and as plainly as daylight!  COUNTDOWN STYLE!   Grrrrrrrrrrrr!

    Now you've gone and thrown the entire list off kilter!

    #81 Following simple instructions! 

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      December 18, 2016 6:01 PM MST
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  • 46117
    Shut it or I will put an ax in your face.  I mean it.
      December 18, 2016 6:02 PM MST
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  • 53509
    And you misspelled deodorant!
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      December 18, 2016 6:02 PM MST
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  • 46117
    LOL  I kept trying to get it right too and I gave up.
      December 18, 2016 6:03 PM MST
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  • 53509
    It is simple: count backwards!

    I want to be the traffic cop administering the DUI test to you on the side of the road.

    "Now please say the alphabet backwards and number each letter forward before you give it, example: 1Z. You have 30 seconds. Go!"
    Lol!




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      December 18, 2016 6:10 PM MST
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  • 5451
    #80 - Me!

    My very first job was like that lol!

    I was the only woman there and the youngest person there.

    They warmed up to me eventually.
      December 18, 2016 6:18 PM MST
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  • 17596
    Drama
    Passes
    Flirting
    The boss
    dating coworkers
    extra marital affairs
    office gossip
    office politics
      December 18, 2016 7:02 PM MST
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