"That sounds like a great idea, I wish I had thought of it myself. We'll need it written up for submission to the legal department, the engineering department, the finance office, the personnel director, research and development, and to marketing. Say, since you brought it up, you must have put a lot of thought and plans into it, so please stick around for the next few nights after your work is done and pound out a page or two on how it will all work. We'll need it by first thing Monday morning for the weekly board meeting. What's that? Too busy? Nonsense, if you need to work on it over the weekend off the clock, go ahead and do that too." ~
1. The work 2. Sitting next to the company snitch 3. Eating a huge lunch because it makes you sluggish 4. Spilling coffee on your work 5. Sitting next to the B.O. person 6. The pervs. Every office has one. 7. Dating the boss unless you are really nutso 8. Dating anyone you work with unless you are really nutso 9. Wearing see-through clothes unless you are really nutso 10. Not wearing deodarent 11. Flamethrowers 12. Smoking 13. Drinking 14. Farting 15. The guy who mooches money
This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 18, 2016 5:51 PM MST