So my pet clinic just sent an email to me about a new grooming service...should I spoil my already spoiled rotten cats?

I don't think your cats would consider that "spoiling"....;-D....

haha. maybe she'll paint their nails instead. :0)

I doubt your cats will thank you.  :)

lol!

No, donate that money to an animal shelter, instead.

So like this is a really cool question like ya know? Ok, you should like call them up and go, "So I like got your offer and I'm like all jazzed about it, but my cats are like going to need limo service to like get them there every day." Anyways, if they like totally dis you on like the limo, like dump them like yesterday's garbage.


P.S. Like tell them you're like recently divorced, and like even though you're like really young, you like plan to like be a crazy cat lady some day, so you're like starting out small and like you'll build up your herd over the years. They'll like feel sorry for you and give you like the special treatment you like deserve.


Signed,
Your loving ex.
~

Probably there is no need to have your cats groomed; cats clean and groom themselves.

if you want to