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10. Do polar bears have something called a Human Being Plunge? (This only gets worse folks; see below.) ~



9.  Do alligators wear expensive designer human shoes?

8.  Do canines consider human beings as Dogs' Best Friend?

7.  Do female leopards look sexy in human-skin bikinis?

6.  Are eagles with poor vision known as people-eye in sharp-eyed eagle circles?

5.  If a pig is extremely tidy, does his or her mother call the bedroom a people sty?

4.  When horses experience empty bellies, do they tell the other horses that they are so hungry that they could eat a person?

3.  When rabbits have low birth rates, do the rabbit newscasters report that they're screwing like humans?

2.  Can snakes who are not sneaky be called people-in-the-grass?

1.  (Your turn!)

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Posted - December 27, 2016

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  • 46117
    If they are starving they may plunge their fangs into a human being.   Yummy.
      December 27, 2016 11:53 PM MST
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  • 6988
    Oh, my. We have a comedian. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      December 28, 2016 12:11 AM MST
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  • 5354
    A Bear plunge ? I have never heard anything like that.
      December 28, 2016 1:57 AM MST
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  • 53396
    It's the Polar Bear Plunge; a fund-raising event wherein people in freezing cold climates emulate polar bears by stripping down to bathing suits and running into the ice cold water at a lake, river or ocean. 

     
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      December 28, 2016 7:05 AM MST
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  • 6988
    Talk about hard nipples!
      December 28, 2016 10:31 AM MST
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  • 5354
    Oh. - Well we call that 'winter bathing', Some people think it is good for their health.
      December 28, 2016 8:41 PM MST
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