10. Do polar bears have something called a Human Being Plunge? (This only gets worse folks; see below.) ~
9. Do alligators wear expensive designer human shoes?
8. Do canines consider human beings as Dogs' Best Friend?
7. Do female leopards look sexy in human-skin bikinis?
6. Are eagles with poor vision known as people-eye in sharp-eyed eagle circles?
5. If a pig is extremely tidy, does his or her mother call the bedroom a people sty?
4. When horses experience empty bellies, do they tell the other horses that they are so hungry that they could eat a person?
3. When rabbits have low birth rates, do the rabbit newscasters report that they're screwing like humans?
2. Can snakes who are not sneaky be called people-in-the-grass?
1. (Your turn!)
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Posted - December 27, 2016