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Did you find the smoking gun? I've only found the bullet this far... Keeps looking... Harumph.

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - December 29, 2016

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  • 6988
    As I mentioned recently, the grandkids found a 9mm pistol out back in the woods. It was a plastic toy gun. Not smoking. No bullets.
      December 29, 2016 7:21 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Wasn't the one then. Good though it wasn't a real gun. Ugh.
      December 29, 2016 7:31 AM MST
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  • They left me no choice.

      December 29, 2016 9:27 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oomph. :-/
      December 29, 2016 9:41 AM MST
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  • 46117
    Little Amsterdam
    In a southern town
    Hominy get it on the plate girl
    Momma keep your head down
    Momma it wasn't my bullet

    Don't take me back to the range
    Back to the range
    I'm just comin' out of the cell in my brain
    (Ooo)

    Don't, don't, take me back to the range
    Back to the range
    'Cause girl you got to know these days
    Which side you're on

    Hmm
    Na na na na ne ya na
    Na na na na naa na

    Momma got a shot, shit
    She loved a brown man
    Then she built a bridge in the Sheriff's bed
    She'd do anything to save her man

    You see her olives
    They are all cold pressed
    And her best friend is a Sun dress
    But Momma, it wasn't my bullet
    No, ooh

    Don't take me back to the range
    Back to the range
    I'm just comin' out of the cell in my brain
    Don't don't take me back to the range
    Back to the range
    'Cause girl you got to know these days

    Na na na na na na ne ya na
    Na na na na naa na na
    Na na na na

    Read more: Tori Amos - Little Amsterdam Lyrics | MetroLyrics





    This post was edited by WM BARR . =ABSOLUTE TRASH at December 29, 2016 9:53 AM MST
      December 29, 2016 9:45 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Such a great song. Love her voice. Jeez, haven't heard this for ages. Thank you. :-)
      December 29, 2016 9:53 AM MST
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  • 22891
    no, i didnt anything like that
      January 2, 2017 4:29 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Mhmm.
      January 3, 2017 6:44 AM MST
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