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Benedict Arnold

What matters, or more correctly... what is matter?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - December 30, 2016
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  • 6988
    All matter contains incredible energy within. A grain of common sand contains enough energy to provide electric power to run a city for a year or so. However, we use uranium sand to run our nuke plants because it is more potent  and lasts longer. 
      December 30, 2016 10:20 AM MST
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  • 17261
    And, what matters? ;-)
      December 30, 2016 10:32 AM MST
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  •   December 30, 2016 10:39 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Bad Tammy. You cannot shoot heads of the main character in a fairytale. Bad, bad Tammy. :-)
      December 30, 2016 1:55 PM MST
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  •   December 30, 2016 2:36 PM MST
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  • 17261
      December 30, 2016 2:39 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Black hole.. big bang.. energy.. matter.  

    Matter is stuff you can put in your in your closet for example and space was created to make room for your stuff.
      December 30, 2016 11:27 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. Stuff matter. Hmm. Does it matter much? :-)
      December 30, 2016 1:56 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Sometimes dark matter could come and occupy all the space in your closet then you will have no room for your stuff. 
      December 30, 2016 2:04 PM MST
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  • 17261
    That's when we move closet, right? 
      December 30, 2016 2:07 PM MST
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  • 13395
    You could call the scientists and they will come and remove it for you because it is something they always like to study.
      December 30, 2016 3:18 PM MST
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  • 17261
    All my clothes and shoes? Are they pervy?
      December 30, 2016 3:34 PM MST
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  • 13395
    Ooooh Yeah and they all smells nice too!
      December 30, 2016 5:21 PM MST
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  • 17261
    What? The scientists smells nice too? This matter gets more and more creepy. *hides*
      December 31, 2016 2:01 AM MST
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  • 13395
    They are fun people;  always getting high experimenting with their lab chemicals. 
      December 31, 2016 2:10 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. Me see. Once had a girlfriend, very scientific. Mhmm.
      December 31, 2016 2:40 AM MST
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  • 13395
    Yes all scientists like to experiment with something..
      December 31, 2016 4:21 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Mhmm. :-)
      December 31, 2016 4:28 AM MST
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  • Matter is the tow truck in Cars.
      December 30, 2016 2:59 PM MST
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  • 34284
    Actually his name is Tow Mater. 
      December 30, 2016 3:16 PM MST
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  • 17261
    I liked him!
      December 30, 2016 3:35 PM MST
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  • Here's where the real Mater lives, coincidentally, in Kansas:
      December 30, 2016 7:34 PM MST
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  • 17261
    His cousins too?
      December 31, 2016 2:03 AM MST
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  • I'm pretty certain everyone who lives there is related.
      December 31, 2016 10:28 AM MST
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