Sandwiches are not slavery! (LOL.) ~

No mayo for me, and while I like regular mustard instead of it, I prefer honey mustard even more. Thanks, you're a dear. 
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Oh so witty...and prey tell me what you are going to do to earn this sandwich? 

Wheat bread, not white; leaf lettuce, not shredded; and please don't cut the sandwich in half after you've made it. 

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Ahh so we are admitting are we that we have NOTHING to offer a woman? lol I think i will give the sandwich making a miss then.  You know I could say so much more but my lovely Brit eloquence and politeness prevents... so I think we will leave it at saying - there are always consequences of our actions.. we get back what we throw out.. and if you think a woman's only skill is in making sandwiches... then you are sorely missing out my friend.. 

Have a fabulous new year.