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Benedict Arnold

I can tell you. Or can I?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - December 31, 2016
Tag : Silly Questions

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  • Yes. If it's a secret, I can be trusted, for sure.
      December 31, 2016 6:07 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. Good to know.
      December 31, 2016 6:14 PM MST
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  • 2052
    You can if you want too. 
      December 31, 2016 6:15 PM MST
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  • 17261
    True.
      December 31, 2016 6:16 PM MST
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  • 6988
    OK, it was my first time-------- we were in her 64 Pontiac and we planned to leave the outdoor rock concert that evening just a little early so we could take care of our, uh, well, 'needs'. We were both about 18 or so. We parked down the road were there was a construction site and no houses around. She was eager and I was new at this stuff. The clothing just sort of 'popped off'. She was a beauty, curves like any Playboy bunny might have. I touched her soft, sweet skin. She moaned. I then  ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ someThINg wrONg with ThIS daMN ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~keyBo@ard! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      December 31, 2016 6:25 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Seems Randy's tildes has fled and found a new home in your keyboard. 64 Pontiac, huh? 
      December 31, 2016 8:01 PM MST
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  • hahahaha!
      January 1, 2017 7:38 PM MST
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  • 53509

    That depends on whether or not you plan to stick your tongue in my ear like you did the last time you whispered something to me. 



    If you don't plan to do it this time, never mind, I don't want to know whatever it is.

     
    ~
      December 31, 2016 6:58 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Harumph. I was just going to tell you I knew where your tildes are hiding themselves. 
      December 31, 2016 8:03 PM MST
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  • 53509
    So why is your hand on my thigh?


    ~
      January 1, 2017 10:52 AM MST
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  • 17261
    That's not my hand. Who's that behind your back?
      January 1, 2017 10:56 AM MST
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  • 53509
    Oh. Why didn't you tell me she was there?  Thanks a lot, "friend".  Listen, I've got to hang up, something's about to go down . . .



    ~
      January 1, 2017 11:08 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Mhmm.
      January 1, 2017 11:09 AM MST
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  • mmmhmm looks familiar   
      January 1, 2017 7:37 PM MST
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  • 8214
    You two are funny and bad.  hahahahaha
      January 1, 2017 7:41 PM MST
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  • Ya we are!  :-)  Thank you for noticing.  :-)
      January 1, 2017 7:43 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Who? *raises eyebrow*
      January 2, 2017 1:19 AM MST
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