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Why are you so obsessed with me?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - January 1, 2017

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  • 46117
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      January 1, 2017 9:51 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I don't want. Who's too?
      January 1, 2017 10:07 AM MST
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  • I'm easily amused. 
      January 1, 2017 9:54 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. Okay, you can stay. :-)
      January 1, 2017 10:08 AM MST
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  • You just say that because you want my skittles.
      January 1, 2017 10:10 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Skittles Skittles Skittles, can I have sum?
      January 1, 2017 10:12 AM MST
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  • 53504
    You've confused me with someone else (again).




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      January 1, 2017 10:24 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Stay away from me. You plan to end my days here like you did with Grilly. I don't want to end like one of your Grilled Cheese Sandwiches. Oomph.
      January 1, 2017 10:43 AM MST
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  • 53504
    Grilly is fine, I keep telling you that!  She's with her new man now, and very happy.
        
    (Shhhhhh!  Do you want Livvie breathing down my back all over again?)



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      January 1, 2017 12:02 PM MST
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  • 17261
    You keep telling me, but I've seen no signs of her being okay, mister. Btw, I got no issues with Miss Livvie.
      January 1, 2017 12:22 PM MST
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  • 53504
    "Miss Livvie", as you so sweetly call her, is the amateur part-time rookie detective who's alway busy sticking her big nosy beak into my private and personal business, long after the real police have closed the case due to lack of evidence that a crime has even been committed. Pfffffft. 



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      January 3, 2017 9:57 AM MST
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  • 17261
    I wouldn't mind Miss Livvie sticking her nose and more into my business... Ahem.
      January 3, 2017 10:11 AM MST
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  • 5451
    That reminds me, I need to see you in the interrogation room after I search you. *closes drapes*



    It'll be fun!





      January 3, 2017 11:02 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. Ahem. Yes Miss. *standing in position*
      January 3, 2017 11:24 AM MST
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  • 53504
    (((((Pssssst, Sapphie, do your ol' buddy Randy a favor and make her forget all about investigating me. Use that trick you learned in Barcelona back in 2014, ok?  Thanks, Gal-Pal!)))))





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      January 3, 2017 8:49 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. Too busy, too tied up to even think about a trick. My mind is occupied. Ahem.
      January 4, 2017 12:45 AM MST
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  • Like Yin & Yang together: lovely image.
      January 1, 2017 12:44 PM MST
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  • 53504
    :)
      January 3, 2017 11:01 AM MST
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  • 44604
    Ahhh. Sandwiches...go make me one. Did you find your glasses?
      January 1, 2017 1:18 PM MST
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  • 17261
    No. They are still missing. As for sandwishes, the ingredients are all there, please help yourself. :-)
      January 1, 2017 1:24 PM MST
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  • For your talent in being mysterious. ;-)
      January 1, 2017 10:42 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. You're all to kind. Ahem. :-)
      January 1, 2017 10:44 AM MST
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  • It's that masquerade mask!
      January 1, 2017 10:58 AM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh. No worries. It's soon gone for this time. :-)
      January 1, 2017 11:06 AM MST
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