You have the right to remain silent. If you give up that right, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney, if you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided . . .
What? What do you mean? Lots of county jails are in the basements of private homes. This one just happens to be in my home. It's perfectly normal, so keep moving.
My daughter is getting ready for us to go on a shopping trip today. There is a bookstore in the mall we are going to......I'm going to try not to buy the place out. :)