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Randy D

When will I ever learn to stop listening to you and your hairbrained schemes? Grrrrrrr! ~

"Trust me and we'll get rich," you said.
"I've got a great plan," you said. 
"It's fool-proof," you said. 
"Come on, it won't be like the last time," you said.
"There's absolutely no way we can get caught," you said.
"Every angle is covered," you said. 
"Don't worry about our being on parole, we won't even be seen," you said. 
 

Posted - January 8, 2017
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  • 2052
    I'm not the kind of Mother who says " I told you so"...but..."I told you so."
    When you finally get out this next time, you better listen to me.  :   )
      January 8, 2017 8:31 AM MST
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  • 53485
    Thank you. 
    Hey, wait . . .

    ~
      January 8, 2017 8:39 AM MST
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  • 2052
    hahahaha I have been waiting. 
      January 8, 2017 9:23 AM MST
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  • Don't worry, I've got this covered. All you need to do is pinch a spoon from the cafeteria. I'm a little claustrophobic, so you will have to do the digging.....Trust me on this one. I got a map for the tunnel, It's a no lose situation. 
      January 8, 2017 9:11 AM MST
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  • 2052
    hahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
      January 8, 2017 9:24 AM MST
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  • 53485
    That simple, huh?  Well, I'll think about it. 
    ~
      January 8, 2017 9:25 AM MST
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  • Yes, it's that simple. I'm surprised no one has thought of this before. 
      January 8, 2017 9:28 AM MST
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  • 53485
    I don't know. Maybe I should just stay here and do my time. Fourteen days will go by very quickly, right?
    ~
      January 8, 2017 9:29 AM MST
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  • That was YEARS not days. Weren't you listening? I know I've had some 'crappy' ideas in the past, but this one is sure to 'flush' all the others away.  It's just a short distance to a stinking success......get to digging. 
      January 8, 2017 9:38 AM MST
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  • 53485
    We have to bore our way through all of this cramped, dank, hot, stinky darkness?  And for what?  These walls pressing in on us at all times, seemingly contracting on us every few seconds, we can't go back, we're pushed forward to an uncertain end.  Mixed together with whatever has been leftover from previous escape attempts and like exits. Grunting and grinding, endless miles of twisting and turning, difficulty in breathing, gasping for the sweet comfort of clean air yet choking on gaseous funes, not sure how much longer to go. What's the payoff at the end?  We squeeze our way through some tiny hole and drop down into an unknown whatever?  

    Youre SURE you want to do this?
    ~
      January 8, 2017 10:23 AM MST
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  • 53485
    *(fumes)
      January 8, 2017 10:24 AM MST
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  • ummmm....sorry, I got distracted with the grunting and grinding.....what did you say again? 
      January 8, 2017 10:26 AM MST
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  • 22891
    when you want to probably
      January 8, 2017 3:33 PM MST
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