What, if any, are the rules for anyone who dances with you? ~

Hold me close and keep off my feet.

I was once roped in to help organise a weekend function at which two women from New Caledonia attended. They decided to stay one more night and I was asked to collect the additional room rent from them. 

They were dancing when I found them and one of the women, knowing why I was there, held out her hand and drew me onto the floor. I've danced with a lot of women but never anybody like this. She was so light on her feet it was like dancing with a mirage. 

After a while she said, "How much extra do I owe you?" 

And I said, "It was $50 when we started to dance but it's getting less al the time." This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 14, 2017 9:30 PM MST

1/.  Learn by your mistakes.

This is in no way meant to infer that I am competent.  I am not and their first mistake was thinking I could dance.

- Have to be very very good looking, but not better looking than me.

-Can't do weird things with their hands.

-Can't make weird face.

-Can't mouth words to song or sing ( that's annoying as' )

-Should probably own a boat.

That's all.

Put head on my shoulder.  Whisper in my ear,  baby