Really? I had this strange dream where a narcissistic carnival barker/reality show host decided to run for President as a way to generate lots of free publicity, and lots of Americans fell for his act.
That's OK, I recently had Eggnog Cheesecake. I don't like eggnog, and I'm not a big fan of cheesecake. Yet the combination is amazing (at least the way Kincaid's makes it).