Are you full of surprises or are you full of sh**?

I'm fairly predictable. No surprise there. I guess I must be excrementally overflowing. 

Surprises definitely! Most people don't have a clue.. we all make assumptions about people.. but we only see one side.. most people don't even guess about what i am really like, what i've done.. it's kinda funny :P
The very last thing I can be accused of is being full of shit.. I say what I think and I think what I say.. I dont lie, I tell the truth always.. even if it's not pretty