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Benedict Arnold

Is Canada a real country?

I mean . .
 
I know their Police moves about in horses, wearing those funny looking red outfits.

I know they say aboot and eh a lot.

That they watch a lot of hockey and curling.

I know that it is always winter there and that there's only one big main long road across the place.

I know they put mayonnaise and maple syrup on everything, and that some people speak French, . .or English. . .or French and English. . . Or Arabic, French, and English...

Oh, and Justin Beiber. . .and Rush. . .and Lumberjacks. .. and the.Queen, what's.the deal with the Queen?. . .of England that is. . .

But . . I mean. . Do they have . .. an Army and stuff?


Posted - January 27, 2017
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  • I see, I think I may have.read about that before somewhere. Good point!!
    Thanks Jakob.
      January 29, 2017 9:57 AM MST
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  • 13395
    At least our beer is real. Drinking American beer is just for people who like to pee a lot.
      January 28, 2017 1:07 AM MST
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  • That sounds like you are saying, "We're not a real country but at least. . ."
    Im just playing K, but you are right.
    I had the same experience with some Germans we were keeping entertained once. They were very vocal about their disappointment with American beer!
    Im sure you probably had the same experience.
    Thanks K..
      January 28, 2017 1:16 AM MST
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  • From the US, I drive to Quebec to pickup a load of Christmas trees (for New Jersey)
    and getting into Canada was no problem (free).
    Crossing the border, to get back into the US, cost me $5.00 for a green permit ... THAT THEY DIDN'T GIVE ME!
    So what you must be saying is ....  "If you don't charge people to get into your country, it must not be a real country?!"
      January 28, 2017 1:34 AM MST
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  • Exactly!
    I completely agree with you. 
    If you don't have enough Good stuff to be able to charge people to get in, you must not be that good of a country. Right?
    I mean if you're going to buy a car, and I tell you I'd sell you one, or.you can take that one over there for free. Wouldn't you be suspicious?
    I think you may have something there. )
    Thanks ALF.
      January 28, 2017 1:47 AM MST
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  • I think I know your sister ...
      January 28, 2017 1:53 AM MST
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  • Which one.
      January 28, 2017 1:56 AM MST
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  • Don't know her name.  She wouldn't tell me.
      January 28, 2017 2:00 AM MST
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  • Oh that's the fun one. You should check yourself. Just saying.
      January 28, 2017 2:02 AM MST
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  • By the way, my son is an OTR driver. I understand what you are telling me ALF. im joking with you about the Canada thing, but I know the BS you guys deal with everyday. This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 28, 2017 2:03 AM MST
      January 28, 2017 2:01 AM MST
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  • I'm sure you do.  
    It was bad enough paying the five dollars
    for the permit, but then the jerk didn't give it to me! 
    One of life's memorable moments. :)
      January 28, 2017 2:31 AM MST
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  • From his driving across the country, he tells me stories on how his job is basically trying to keep himself from being screwed in a there way he.says, one by the Police and.weight stations, two by his truck braking down, and three by his own company. 
    Seems like every body is out there trying to make a dollar off of the truck drivers.
      January 28, 2017 2:39 AM MST
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  •                                                    "Yup, I reckon."
      January 28, 2017 2:45 AM MST
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  • Yes we are a REAL country!!!! :/
    You non Canadians all think we're a bunch of beer drinking , toque wearing , hockey watching , roll over and say " thank you and sorry eh " group of Canucks.
    What you don't realize is we've been politely planning to take over the world and compiling an arsenal of weapons for years to do so....

    -The Loonie and toonie : you think we're odd use coins instead of bills for one and two dollars ...they're really nunchucks, we're all highly trained ninjas.

    - Poutine : we invented putting cheese curds and gravy on french fries. This combination of loading fat on carbs is our way of slowing our enemy down when they enter our country ...cos you all just gots' to try it when you get here ... We don't really eat that crap ... ITS A TRAP !

    - Our strong as' beer : I can't actually tell you why we have strong beer and how we use it against you non Canadians ... Cos then I'd probably suffer the same fate as Jeffrey Delisle and I'm too pretty for prison... also "ain't nobody gots' time for that"

    -Physiological warfare : it's already begun ......

    https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=kffacxfA7G4 
     




      January 28, 2017 1:26 PM MST
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  • The most Canadian song ever!!!
      January 28, 2017 1:33 PM MST
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  • Lol :) I've not heard that before :) I like it . my answer was from one I answered from blurtit few months ago ...I saved in my notes .... Glad I could recycle it cos got deleted there ... Meh :/ 
      January 28, 2017 1:40 PM MST
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  • Point being, don't play like y'all "don't eat that crap".  Poutine, ketchup flavored Humpty Dumpty chips, and KD is what you people live on and you know it. ;P
      January 28, 2017 1:48 PM MST
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  • you have  to admit poutine is good :/ and wtf you don't have kD there? you have spray cheese though. I'd trade that for KD
      January 28, 2017 1:52 PM MST
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  • We have it, but it's called Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.

    Poutine is bangin'. No denying it.

      January 28, 2017 3:42 PM MST
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  • It's called same here -_- ask Dave

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF1chLj1fro&app=desktop
      January 28, 2017 3:49 PM MST
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  • When did it stop being Kraft Dinner?



    This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at January 28, 2017 3:56 PM MST
      January 28, 2017 3:53 PM MST
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  • I told you to please refer all your KD questions to DAVE! You never listen to me :(
      January 28, 2017 3:58 PM MST
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  • Pfft ketchup flavored chips are gross!
      January 28, 2017 3:14 PM MST
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  • I like them. :) To me, they taste more like BBQ than ketchup. 
      January 28, 2017 3:22 PM MST
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  • Oh really?
      January 28, 2017 3:25 PM MST
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