Do you think the weekly top muggers is rigged? I mean come on...Randy D is up there and not me? :0)

Yes. Randy D ships me coffee every week. When his shipments stop, he drops off the leaderboard. When can I expect your first delivery? 

I cannot figure out how that thing works so it is silly.  It has no merit.   It takes questions that have a few answers randomly it seems.   I don't get it.

Sheesh, I'm sorry for you. That was the part written in small in your divorce settlement. Didn't you notice Randy Dear smuggled that part into them?

Of course it's rigged. I haven't seen my name on there. I don't want to brag about myself, but my questions are far more interesting than all that political drivel that seems to flood the home page day in, day out. I mean, really, who on earth really gives a fig about that?

Wait, what? I thought you always LIKED it when I'm on top.

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A top five post here and a dollar will get you a cup of coffee at McBarfies.

(Shhhhhh! Her lawyer is a barracuda and will crucify me!)
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I liked it much better when it showed the top ten instead of the top five. I too have often wondered how it's calculated nowadays.

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She is a killer, right? Luckily I've not met her yet. But in all fairness, you did try to trick that lawyer, they don't appreciate such thing. You should know Randy Dear.

I think I'll do my best staying hood friends with grilledcheesegirl. Mmhmmm.

I don't think it is "calculated", Randy. If DJAM-RONA's answer is anything to go by, it is anything but sensible or logical. Anything that someone uses the R-word to describe is suspicious in the extreme.

(I hate handling the stuff. How am I supposed to get the stench off of me?)
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Hey, wait a minute! You're supposed to be on MY SIDE!
Grrrrrrrr!

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Oh? I was? I forgot about that?

I can't believe you're still talking to her.
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Hmm, showing my ignorance her ... top mugger?

You do know it's based on quantity, not quality, right?

Randy Dear, we already had this conversation once. I am talking to women. It's who I am. You seemed like you had accepted it. Oomph. ;-)

Conspiracies!!!!

You...hate coffee?? How were we e er married?!?

Randy rigged it

(I'm packin', Baby!)

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I think I'm starting to remember when and where things went south for us . . . 

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Oh, and I suppose next you'll be complaining about the alarm clock I built for you, FROM SCRATCH, if you please.  Ingrate.

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never heard of the weekly top muggers