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Benedict Arnold

Size matters?

Category: Silly Questions.

Posted - January 28, 2017
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  • yessssss In words of goldilocks... Not too big .... Not too small .... Just right :)
      January 28, 2017 5:00 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Right, eh? I got different sizes to choose from. Ahem.
      January 29, 2017 1:21 PM MST
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  • According to this it does! ;)

      January 28, 2017 5:36 PM MST
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  • Lol :) I've not seen that before .... I'm save that pic :p
      January 28, 2017 5:37 PM MST
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  • I laughed when I found it!
      January 28, 2017 5:40 PM MST
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  • I love it :) thank you find and share :)
      January 28, 2017 5:41 PM MST
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  • That's very clever, Angela. I'm gonna save it too.
      January 28, 2017 6:13 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oh my. Lol. :-)
      January 29, 2017 1:23 PM MST
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  •   January 28, 2017 5:39 PM MST
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  • 17261
    They sure are. Lol. 
      January 29, 2017 1:24 PM MST
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  • Umm....I guess women would like about 7 inches and thick or maybe more.
    So maybe it matters to some of them, but if you love someone it shouldn't matter if they have perfect large breasts or a nice round butt or sculpted muscles and a porn-worthy endowment you should be able to look past imperfections to see the real beauty in people which is that we're not perfect and everyone has something special about them we just have to open our minds to see it.
      January 28, 2017 5:49 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Big engine is nice though, right?

      January 29, 2017 1:26 PM MST
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  • I don't know.
    I have an average one, but my ex wife was built like Jennifer Lopez and as much as I liked her body I would have gladly traded it for her to have just been a good person.
      January 29, 2017 3:03 PM MST
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  • According to the inestimable Harry S. Truman, "When it comes to inches you should only consider the forehead." 
      January 28, 2017 6:17 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Frightening sometimes, no?

      January 29, 2017 1:27 PM MST
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  • 2515
    Sometimes it does. 
      January 28, 2017 6:23 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Love it. Yus.
      January 29, 2017 1:28 PM MST
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  • Poor little dog. Get him down from there. 
      January 29, 2017 1:33 PM MST
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  • 3523
    Definitely.  My wife chopped lettuce for our tacos the other day and those pieces were way to big!  They kept falling out of the shell.  That is what you're talking about, right?
      January 28, 2017 7:03 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Sure, hate them too big. 
      January 29, 2017 1:29 PM MST
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  • 22891
    yes, and i wish i knew how to prove that people wont hire me just cause im 4ft5
      January 28, 2017 8:17 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Meh. That's not good. Hope some can see its not about size.
      January 29, 2017 1:30 PM MST
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  • 53509

    "I've been with Randy D, and believe me . . .



    . . . just look at the smile he's left on my face!"
      January 28, 2017 10:33 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Coincidence that the words goes down, down, and further down the scale?
      January 29, 2017 1:30 PM MST
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