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You might be a Canadian if you______________________

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Posted - February 2, 2017

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  • 13395
    No...? Then why is American beer so watered down?

    3 Admirals were sitting around on a small island in the Caribbean having drinks when they began arguing about who's sailors were the bravest a Brit, American and Canadian Admiral. 
    Brit Admiral calls a limey over and orders him to swim around the shark infested waters of the island.
    "Aye aye, sir " jumps in stays close to shore and makes it around the island. Not bad.
    American Admiral orders one of his men to do same. Guy goes farther out , fighting off sharks makes it back but missing a leg. Very brave.. well done!
    Canadian Admiral orders an OD (new recruit) out to follow suit.
    OD says to his Admiral..
    "f**k off!"
    " now see" says the Canadian Admiral "that takes REAL guts to tell an Admiral to 'f**k off". This post was edited by Kittigate at February 3, 2017 11:58 AM MST
      February 3, 2017 5:18 AM MST
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  • ................... if you don't reply to this statement.
      February 2, 2017 6:20 PM MST
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  • 44545
    :P
      February 3, 2017 6:08 AM MST
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