One of my kids used to cut the grass to get extra pocket money but one week he was in bed, ill, so I cut it. When I came back indoors he asked for his money. "What are you talking about? I cut it." And he grinned at me and said, "Aren't I entitled to sick pay?" (And before you ask, yes, I gave it to him. Chutzpah should be encouraged.)
What have your kids done to you?