A man walked into Myers and said, “I’d like to buy a bra for my wife.”
“What type?” asked the clerk.
“You mean there’s more than one type?”
“Lots,” she said. “But basically they come down to just four. We hve Catholic, Salvation Army, Presbyterian and Baptist. Does that help?”
“What’s the difference?”
“It’s really quite simple,” she said. “Catholic bras support the masses. Salvation Army bras lift the fallen. Presbyterian bras keep them firm and upright. And the Baptist bras make mountains out of mole hills.”