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Element 99

Wouldn't this be a fun job? Join the Border Patrol and cruise the Canadian border,

trying to catch those that are smuggling in illegal curling stones, hockey pucks and Maple syrup.

Posted - February 22, 2017
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  •   February 22, 2017 7:26 AM MST
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  • 44604
    OK,then.
      February 22, 2017 1:27 PM MST
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  • 5614
    Bland and boring, eh?
      February 22, 2017 8:55 AM MST
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  • 22891
    dont sound like much fun to me
      February 22, 2017 9:28 AM MST
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  • Dear Element 99,

    Well I was about to say yes I will take the job BUT to help smuggle IN all that maple syrup...

    However then I thought of that irritating Canadian tendency to say "eh" all the time, not to mention "oot" instead of "out"...plus their exasperating habit of being so friendly...

    * * *
    I mean, blimey, the whinging Poms can't even speak ENGLISH good...build a wall!
      February 22, 2017 12:23 PM MST
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  • 6988
    I have crossed the Canadian border hundreds of times. Getting back into the US is tough. I would'nt want that job since they have to sit in a little booth and give people a hard time. They have all kinds of ways to shake you up just to see if you're smuggling stuff.I used to see bananas lying on the ground along the entrance to the inspector's booths. It is illegal to transport fruit across the border!
      February 22, 2017 1:22 PM MST
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