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Randy D

Have you ever kicked in a door? Did you know there's a right way and a wrong way? ~







Posted - February 26, 2017
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  • 22891
    no, i can control myself
      February 26, 2017 8:31 PM MST
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  • 7683
    A few months back, we were returning from an outlet mall, we stopped at a shop because I had 'to go'. I rushed inside and walked into a glass door....what I assumed to be a glass door....;(( it was horrible ...my face was badly bruised especially the jaw area, miraculously I borrowed ice and kept applying it ....the bruise healed but I couldn't eat any solid food for a few weeks...! Like the picture here, except I wasn't carrying anything;))
      February 26, 2017 8:52 PM MST
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  • 53346

    My friend, you are the funniest woman on the face of the planet!

    :)
      February 26, 2017 8:59 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Nah nah.....I still dream of that agony;((
      February 26, 2017 9:02 PM MST
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  • 53346
    You retold the story beautifully, you draw a wonderful mind-picture!

    ~
      February 26, 2017 9:04 PM MST
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  • 7683
    Oh, thank U;))
      February 26, 2017 10:20 PM MST
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  • Nah... I always take my keys!
      February 26, 2017 8:58 PM MST
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  • First question: "No, I haven't."
    Second question: "Logic would lead one to believe that there is a right way and many wrong ways." This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at February 26, 2017 9:16 PM MST
      February 26, 2017 9:13 PM MST
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  • 5614
    Near the lock like in the illustration. Anywhere else produces a breach or hole.
      February 26, 2017 10:09 PM MST
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  • My husband seems to know how to kick a door it.  We were waving goodbye to a relative one morning standing just outside the door leading to the garage, when we turned around to come back into the house the door had locked behind us. I'm sure we looked like a couple of twits especially since I was still in my dressing gown.  All the other doors to the house were locked so my husband gave the door two swift kicks and it burst open which surprised both of us we thought doors were a bit sturdier than that.
      February 26, 2017 10:23 PM MST
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  • 17261
    Oomph. Now you tell!
      February 27, 2017 12:10 AM MST
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  • 3191
    Nope.  I did prompt a drunk friend to put a brick through his new, custom-made, double-paned kitchen window once, though, after he locked his keys inside.  Funny thing was, all he really needed to do was knock on the door...his brother was home.  
      February 27, 2017 12:45 AM MST
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  • Isn't that always the way
      February 27, 2017 3:59 PM MST
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  • 3191
    When I asked if he didn't know how to break into his own house, I wasn't expecting him to do that...lol  
      February 27, 2017 9:31 PM MST
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  • A bit of He Man ism perhaps lol
      February 27, 2017 9:37 PM MST
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  • 3191
    Perhaps, and with a big side of stupid.  That was the only custom made window he had, why he picked that one is beyond me.  
      February 27, 2017 9:44 PM MST
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  • he's probably still asking himself the same question lol
      February 27, 2017 9:46 PM MST
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  • 3191
    Everytime I ran into him for the next couple of years I would bust out laughing...not trying to be mean, I really couldn't help it.  It was funny!  :)
      February 27, 2017 9:52 PM MST
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  • 17560
    Not yet.  Thanks for the illustration, just in case.
      February 27, 2017 11:59 AM MST
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  • 2960
    Yes. My cat locked me out. The doorframe is still messed up.
      February 27, 2017 12:01 PM MST
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