Childrens' curiosity: what's the strangest question you asked as a child or the strangest one your child ever asked you? ~

I don't know if this was the strangest but I do remember feeling terrible that I upset the other person.  

I remember when I was about 5 years old there was a couple standing on our sidewalk talking with my parents.  While staring at the lady, I asked my mother why the lady was so fat.  
She was pregnant.

Randy, what's yours?

I was about 6 years old, my older sister and I were talking to the neighbor lady as she sat in her car eating a hot dog without a bun. The engine wouldn't start or she was looking for the keys or something like that, and she was fiddling with the ignition with her other hand. I guess I thought I was being funny by asking, "Why don't you just stick your wiener in it?"
Both she and my sister turned red.  

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i dont really remember