The rodeo is in town! It makes me think about horses and celebrities that are entertaining. Tell us about you first experience riding a horse, or what an expert you are at riding.
I had never been aboard a horse but one year was asked to ride one as Santa Claus for a street Christmas party. The problem was that the horse had never seen a man in a red suit and I made a bad job of mounting. As soon as I was in the saddle she went straight up into the air and tried to stay there.
I can't say I dismounted but the third time she put all four feet on the ground I dived.
The horse went pig-rooting around the yard, then saw me on the ground and came back to finish me off. Fortunately somebody pulled me clear.
And through all of this, the only person not panicking was my daughter-in-law who kept taking photographs. Unfortunately she cut my head off in all of them but they'd have been fine exhibits at my inquest.