Cookies are always__________?

you already ate them before you got home haha :D 

Didn't you guys not go thru an emergency shortage of cookies. . . Or biscuits.. or something not too long ago?? This post was edited by Benedict Arnold at October 1, 2017 11:38 PM MDT

Ha ha, the Toblerone Shrinkage of 2016. We're coping )

No no, im aware of that calamity, I was talking about this one...

"Two cargo planes full of biscuits were flown into South Yorkshire in the past two weeks in response to a biscuit shortage in the UK.  

The shortage was caused by flooding in Cumbria forcing United Biscuits – who manufacture products under McVitie’s, Jacob’s and Crawford’s – to close its Carlisle factory. "

And before you ask, no, in did not get that from the Mail Online, although im sure their coverage of the crisis was exceptional.

Don't you think anything called 'United Biscuits' demands respect ..

You put British, or Royal, or Ministry, there somewhere in the tittle, and . . . Yeah. .I think so.

Grrr. That's not what I meant.

Royal Grrr. You mean. ;)
I know what you meant Ms L.
Im just playing. )

I know, but I'm not condoning it. Mutter, mutter.

Oh I forgot Lord.
Hey what is the feminine form for Lord. Anyway.
Lourdes??

Why are you doing this. Lady! You just wanted me to say that ;

You and my dogs, absolutely. If there are biscuits or biscuit-variants - anything sugary, basically - hanging around they both sit stock still with their bodies shuffling closer and closer to the table until their noses are as near as they can get. And stare.

LOL!  I know that move very well.  I believe I invented it.  Unflinching staring always gets me what I want.

Me too. )