I told my 5 yo niece that she needs to sleep on her back because mice will crawl into her bum and lay eggs. My brother told that mice that don't lay eggs, they multiply through cellular division like paramecia. My sister in-law got mad at both of us. Should my brother divorce her for being closed minded?
My "next episodes" have always stemmed from a birthday with a zero on the end. 20, 30, 40... all seemed to be signposts, pointing back and asking, "What did you do with the last 10 years? What are you going to do with the next 10?"
My next signpost will be a reminder that I am no longer a septuagenarian. *sob*
Benedict Arnold 