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Benedict Arnold

Know your goat. I'd be remiss if I didn't show you my escutcheon. Would you like to play with my tassel?

Posted - March 11, 2017
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  • 3375
    The "tassel" thingy looks like a....well, you know.

    reactions wow surprised jaw drop oh my
      March 11, 2017 10:18 AM MST
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  • I take my tassel fondling very seriously. lol

      March 11, 2017 10:25 AM MST
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  • 11113
    I think the guy in the photo is hilarious. Cheers and happy weekend
      March 11, 2017 10:32 AM MST
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  • 3375
    Happy weekend Nanoose.  I have the giggles over all this!
      March 11, 2017 11:24 AM MST
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  • 1128
    Lol 
      March 11, 2017 11:54 AM MST
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  • 496
    Okay, but only if you don't bend my wings. I'm really sensitive about my wings. 
      March 11, 2017 10:43 AM MST
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  • I promise! I'll handle your membranes with "Kid" gloves 
      March 11, 2017 11:17 AM MST
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  • 6124
    Keep your escutcheon to yourself.  I have no interest in playing with your tassle either.  But I'll squeeze your teat if you let me.  I'd enjoy making some cheese to eat with my banana & grapes salad.
      March 11, 2017 10:45 AM MST
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  • Hell no! I have a fatastic bubble escutcheon and I take offense that you totally ignore my pin bone
      March 11, 2017 11:18 AM MST
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  • 6124
    If I didn't ignore your pin bone and escutcheon, people would talk.  They would say things like: "What's that little dog doing to the goat?" I hate to be the center of gossip.  But if you can't understand that, then fine.  I will find another goat's teat.  
    Good Day Madam goat!  


    I said Good Day to you!  
      March 11, 2017 11:33 AM MST
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  • Madam?! 

    Oh boy! My lack of fore-udder and teats didn't give me away?
      March 11, 2017 11:40 AM MST
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  • 6124
    No.  A lack of scrotum and the teat where a p**** should be made me respond as I did.  Prior to this posting, I thought you were a male.  
      March 11, 2017 11:58 AM MST
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  • I am a male! I'm avoiding self-moderation 
      March 11, 2017 12:01 PM MST
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  • 6124
    Okay then.  

    Good Day to you Sir! 
      March 11, 2017 12:02 PM MST
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  • 11113
    I better not play with your tassel because my neighbor's goat might get jealous and cut me off from her milk supply or even worse give me another head butt - the last one almost killed me and I don't think I could take another. Cheers and happy weekend!
      March 11, 2017 10:47 AM MST
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  • lol! Head butting is hilarious if you're not on the receiving end. I've been knocked on my buttocks several times. lol
      March 11, 2017 11:21 AM MST
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  • 11113
    I don't know I was on the receiving end and it was funny - ever one called me Rocky for a week because it blackend both my eyes. Cheers and happy weekend!
      March 11, 2017 11:42 AM MST
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  • 3375
    tassels
      March 11, 2017 11:20 AM MST
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  • 3375
    You are so easy to please.
      March 11, 2017 11:28 AM MST
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  • I'll be there with bells on my brisket. Be right there!

      March 11, 2017 11:28 AM MST
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  • 3375
    You are just too adorable!  
      March 11, 2017 11:49 AM MST
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  • awwwwwww! You think?! Thank you!

      March 11, 2017 11:54 AM MST
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  • 3375
    Awwwwwwww!
      March 11, 2017 1:20 PM MST
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  • 3463
    STOP!!
    You guys are making my sides hurt from laughing so much.
      March 11, 2017 12:11 PM MST
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