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Meet me at Alice's Restaurant?

You can get anything you want at Alice's Restaurant.

I'm gonna have a grilled cheese & tomato sandwich with fries & a big chocolate shake.

Whatcha gonna have?  It's on me.


Posted - March 13, 2017
Tag : restaurant

Responses


  • Grilled cheese and a cold beer!
      March 13, 2017 9:38 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    mmmm.  Excellent choice Rooster!  I think I will join you and have a beer when I finish my shake.  
      March 13, 2017 9:40 AM MDT
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  • 3191
    Oh wow...I pretty much grew up there, not physically, but the attitude.   
      March 13, 2017 9:40 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    So, do you have rakes, and shovels, and other implements of destruction?
      March 13, 2017 9:42 AM MDT
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  • 3191
    I do.
      March 13, 2017 9:45 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Great.  Me too.  Let's go get that garbage.  But, give me a second.  I have to get the dirt out of my eyes.

     

      March 13, 2017 9:49 AM MDT
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  • Good god!  Is this child insane?  Why does he do the same action over and over?!
      March 13, 2017 4:34 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Oh, can't you tell?  That's a video of me when I was little.  In case you haven't noticed, I'm none too bright.
      March 13, 2017 4:38 PM MDT
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  • Like the Rakes if Mallow?
      March 13, 2017 4:02 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Nah.  Alice doesn't have the money for fancy imports.  She buys her garden tools at Walmart.  
      March 13, 2017 4:10 PM MDT
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  • 44620
    Fried beer battered Walleye with home-made cole slaw and an Arnold Palmer...I'm driving.
      March 13, 2017 10:01 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Perfect!  As long as you don't mind driving, Rooster & I might have a couple of beers.  Thanks!
      March 13, 2017 3:31 PM MDT
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  • No, I won't.  My last experience there was very disappointing.  I wanted an organic fruit smoothy, a tofu dog and a side salad of mixed organic greens in a light balsamic dressing.  None of these were to be had.  
      March 13, 2017 10:02 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    That must have been a while ago.  She's pretty cool.  Told me she's always willing to cater to her clientele's dietary plans as long as she is given enough notice.  FYI, she herself is now a vegan who only eats what she can grow out back.  But, she is still willing to cook anything for anyone.  So, I'll call ahead and make sure she has those on hand.  
      March 13, 2017 3:37 PM MDT
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  • That is thoughtful.  But she need not go to such trouble.  I have become a breatharian.
      March 13, 2017 3:41 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    But you're on staycation!  That means you must go off your regular routine and diet.  And, even if you decide not to, just remember, she has air in the restaurant too.    
      March 13, 2017 3:55 PM MDT
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  • Air in the restaurant, well played.  Yes, I'm on a staycation and tomorrow is my birthday as well. I'm soon off to get some take away sushi and beverage.
      March 13, 2017 3:58 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHISTLE!  I'd love some good sushi.  Can't get anything decent locally.  

    Are you going to do anything special for your birthday?  Or are you just going to hunker down and hope it passes quickly?
      March 13, 2017 4:00 PM MDT
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  • Probably brood over regrets and wasted decades.

    Maybe get some Thai or go to another sushi place.
      March 13, 2017 4:06 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Get a little party hat and put it on your cat.  Take a picture and start a thread.  Spend the day with us.  I am going to be stuck here due to a blizzard so I will be around to harass you and help you avoid brooding & thinking about regrets. 
      March 13, 2017 4:20 PM MDT
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  • I don't have the technology or know how to post a photo.  PK would be might displease with a party hat no matter how cute.  You're going to Dairy Queen?
      March 13, 2017 4:23 PM MDT
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  • 6124
    Yeah, the real Harry doesn't like hats either.  My dog before this was a pitbull and I could put full on costumes on her.  I will have to see if I can dig out a picture of her in a fairy princess costume to post for your birthday.  It's pretty funny. 

    I wish it were Dairy Queen.  We are expecting at 1 to 2 feet of snow.  :-( 
      March 13, 2017 4:29 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    thanks but youre probably too far away from me, im in colorado
      March 13, 2017 10:36 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    No problem Pearl.  I'll swing by and pick you up. This post was edited by Harry at March 13, 2017 3:38 PM MDT
      March 13, 2017 3:38 PM MDT
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