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Benedict Arnold

Can I have your attention?

Thank you for your attention.

Posted - March 13, 2017
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  • Huh? What? Oh, did you say something?
      March 13, 2017 11:24 AM MDT
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  • I obviously got your attention, thank you. (It was a silly question)
      March 13, 2017 11:26 AM MDT
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  • Ironic, no?
      March 13, 2017 11:36 AM MDT
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  • seems so.
      March 13, 2017 11:41 AM MDT
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  • And now you've gotten my attention three times!
      March 13, 2017 12:47 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    sure
      March 13, 2017 12:43 PM MDT
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  • Better make it quick. My ADHD only allows you about 15min. max.
      March 13, 2017 1:19 PM MDT
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  • So ... that's 'can I have your attention deficit disorder'. I'll give you 50p, what do you reckon
      March 13, 2017 1:24 PM MDT
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  • There isn't much you couldn't have for 50 quid.

    How about I just match it on our future  bar tab? ;)
      March 13, 2017 1:36 PM MDT
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  • 50 quid! I offered you 50p but 50 quid as per bar tabs is preferable. )

    (start drinking)
      March 13, 2017 1:42 PM MDT
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  • Oh pence not pounds.
    Image result for Jim Lahey GIF
      March 13, 2017 2:00 PM MDT
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  • 7792
    No! Someone else has it.
      March 13, 2017 1:43 PM MDT
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  • Oh Grin,

    Yes you can have my attention, because you just reminded me...there is a short story by W. Somerset Maugham, and he spends the first couple of pages just describing a good man.

    Then he says, Okay that's it! I just wanted to see if I could keep your attention for a few moments with no drama, just talking about a fine person.

    * * *
    But now I cannot seem to find that story, so if you ever see it pls let me know!
      March 13, 2017 2:33 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    Yes but it gets lost easily.
      March 13, 2017 3:17 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Yus. What's next?
      March 13, 2017 3:21 PM MDT
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  • Nothing, I just like having a pretty lady's attention 
      March 13, 2017 4:18 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Oh. You got mine at least. ;-)
      March 13, 2017 4:19 PM MDT
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    I don't hear anything.
      March 13, 2017 4:52 PM MDT
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