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Discussion » Questions » Humor and Jokes » No, no, no, no! Don't call the paramedics, no docs, I can't go to a hospital; they have to alert the cops. It isn't as bad as it looks, I just need to rest it.
Randy D

No, no, no, no! Don't call the paramedics, no docs, I can't go to a hospital; they have to alert the cops. It isn't as bad as it looks, I just need to rest it.

Listen, if you live nearby, can you put me up for a few hours? I've got cash, I can pay you. Come on, a few twenties will make it worth your while, and by morning, I'll be long gone. What do you say?

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Posted - July 13, 2016
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  • I can make wonderful soup from a stone, some water, and fire, if each of you will contribute a vegetable.

      July 14, 2016 3:47 AM MDT
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  • 53509
    Perfect.
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      July 14, 2016 6:44 AM MDT
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  •  ;)

      July 15, 2016 6:00 AM MDT
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