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Benedict Arnold

Have you ever seen a Scotsman wear a steering wheel where his sporran should be?

Posted - March 14, 2017
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  • 16605
    No, but Ayrton Senna wears a steering wheel where his halo should be ...
      March 14, 2017 9:33 PM MDT
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  • Can't say I have but I once saw a Scotsman carrying his bagpipes where his sgian dubh should be. 
      March 14, 2017 9:42 PM MDT
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  • 5835
    The sgian dubh goes in the sock, usually on the right leg (for a right hander). How on earth would you get a bagpipe there?
      March 15, 2017 6:16 AM MDT
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  • Small pipes or stretchy socks.
      March 15, 2017 8:58 AM MDT
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  • Yes, I know where it goes. But if you can use a steering wheel for a sporran it shouldn't be too hard to stuff some bagpipes down your we stocking. 
      March 15, 2017 11:31 AM MDT
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  • Well, I saw this at the AZ Highland Games.  So I said to the guy, "Wow, that looks painful."  His reply was, "Och, aye it driving me nuts!"
      March 15, 2017 8:58 AM MDT
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  • Thanks, Whistle. That gave me my first laugh of the day. 
      March 15, 2017 11:28 AM MDT
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  • No, but I have been on a really big boat.
      March 15, 2017 8:36 AM MDT
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