A little girl, whose mother asked what she had learned at Sunday School, said, "We learned about an Israeli general called Moses who was leading an army on a retreat from Egypt. The Egyptians were pursuing with tanks and Moses was forced back upon the Red Sea, where he faced annihilation. Calling for air cover, he threw a pontoon bridge across..."
Mother was aghast and broke in with, "Surely that's not what you were taught?"
"Well, not exactly, Mom. But if I told it to you the way the teacher told it to me, you'd never believe it."