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How is an iPad better than you?

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Posted - March 17, 2017

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  • 44592
    Well...since I don't know what an Ipad is I can't form an opinion.
      March 17, 2017 2:01 PM MDT
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  • 22891
    its not
      March 17, 2017 2:28 PM MDT
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  • I'm still trying to find one real reason Ipads and Apple products are better than anything?
      March 17, 2017 2:35 PM MDT
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  • 6988
    An I- Pad doesn't give off a lot of gas like I do. Score one for the I-Pad!
      March 17, 2017 3:19 PM MDT
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  • You can recharge an iPod's batteries.
      March 17, 2017 5:04 PM MDT
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  • 46117
    I don't need a pad any longer.  I am done menstruating. 
      March 17, 2017 5:05 PM MDT
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  • 2327
    "You are what you eat" is a phrase you can apply to the modern blue collar rascal like myself. 
    "You are what you build" is a phrase you can apply to the genius millennials who can figure out the impossible. 

    That's why the ipad is better than me. Because I'm a big fat slob, and Steve Jobs is the ipad. And Steve Jobs is better than me. He lives on. I, on the other-hand, am the walking dead. 
      March 17, 2017 7:58 PM MDT
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  • 2960
    YES! You have admitted failure! YOU WIN!
      March 17, 2017 8:01 PM MDT
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  • 5808
    smarter in many ways
      March 17, 2017 9:32 PM MDT
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