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QUIZ: What kind of criminal are you?

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Imagine you are a criminal. What crime would you commit? Want to find out? ***WARNING! YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE THE ANSWER***

Today's quiz theme will be inside the world of crooked, and criminals. Mhmm. Take part if you dare, and only if you find these quizzes fun. Share your results and descriptions below in the comments. Evil laughs.



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Me: Prostitute



You are suicidal sometimes, and you don't care if someone takes advantage of you as long as something is in it for you. You thrive on making your own life miserable so others can live a more pleasurable one. You put yourself in dangerous situations all the time and you don't care what other people think. Unfortunately this will probably lead you to prison one day. You will most likely be clinging to life in the prison showers. 


Dang! Didn't see that one coming. Too much of a sex craving? Oomph.

Posted - March 22, 2017
Tags : Quizzes Crooked Criminals

Responses


  • You're a business man/woman at heart. But the kind that will get you into prison. You love tricking people into doing stuff, and manipulating people behind closed doors. You love the thrills in life, even if they seem suicidal. You won't put up with crap from anyone... well unless your drugged.
      March 22, 2017 6:38 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Oh. That's crookie... ;-)
      March 22, 2017 6:46 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Umm.  Should I admit that I keep my binoculars on the kitchen counter?

    Stalker
    Stalker
    You were always the outcast. The underdog. But now you want to change that. You will stalk your prey like a monster in the night waiting for the right moment to make your dreams come true. Unfortunately this is a mental illness and you should see a psychiatrist ASAP. If you continue down this path you might start doing worse crimes.



      March 22, 2017 6:46 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Oh. I did feel some eyes following me around. It was you?
      March 22, 2017 6:53 AM MDT
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  • Holy crap! I didn't do it!

    Murderer
    Murderer
    You are normally a non violent person, but you can be easily aggravated. If someone was to push you the wrong way you would have no problem taking them out. You are secretly aggressive, and you enjoy seeing people in despair. It gives you great pleasure when your enemy is failing. 
      March 22, 2017 6:56 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Dang. Definitely need you my left hand in Chicago. 
      March 22, 2017 7:14 AM MDT
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  • Don't ax me!
      March 22, 2017 7:15 AM MDT
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  • Lol! I'll do it! Change my name to Hatchet Hannah!
      March 22, 2017 7:20 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    LOL!  This is hysterical!  That face!

    Me:  My what big eyes you have Angela.  
    You:  All the better to see you with so I may find my mark and just hack away to my heart's delight!
      March 22, 2017 3:09 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    *now I'm scared, not only for Angela... hides*
      March 23, 2017 1:07 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    Rapist



    You are dirty and love sex. You can't seem to control the urge sometimes, and it makes you want to act out on it. But something holds you back. If you're not careful and the opportunity presents itself... you might end up hurting someone for your own pleasure. We all know what happens to criminals like you in prison. Let's just say....they don't last long.
      March 22, 2017 7:12 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    I usually do not do this. Ahem.
      March 22, 2017 7:16 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Awww Livvie.  But you look so innocent.  
      March 22, 2017 3:13 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Is the innocent looking...



    Woah!
      March 23, 2017 1:09 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    Yes nobody ever suspects me.
      March 23, 2017 8:04 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Ahem. :-P
      March 23, 2017 8:05 AM MDT
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  • Don't be so naive...   Be afraid of that one.   Be very, very afraid.  
      March 23, 2017 8:20 AM MDT
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  • 22891
    im not a criminal at all, i like my freedom too much
      March 22, 2017 10:28 AM MDT
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  • Murderer
    You are normally a non violent person, but you can be easily aggravated. If someone was to push you the wrong way you would have no problem taking them out. You are secretly aggressive, and you enjoy seeing people in despair. It gives you great pleasure when your enemy is failing.
      March 22, 2017 10:45 AM MDT
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  • 6124

    Uh oh.   
    Just relax.  Stay calm.  That's a good boy.

     

     

      March 22, 2017 3:22 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Haha... :-)
      March 23, 2017 1:12 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    I wish I could say I'm surprised you got this result... Let me see... I'm surprised... Nope, can't do it... Sorry! ;-)
      March 23, 2017 1:10 AM MDT
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  • Image result for psychopath some ecard
      March 23, 2017 8:15 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Ikr. Please don't take your pink rabbit out of closet already, again. Okay?
      March 23, 2017 8:22 AM MDT
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