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QUIZ: What kind of criminal are you?

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Imagine you are a criminal. What crime would you commit? Want to find out? ***WARNING! YOU MIGHT NOT LIKE THE ANSWER***

Today's quiz theme will be inside the world of crooked, and criminals. Mhmm. Take part if you dare, and only if you find these quizzes fun. Share your results and descriptions below in the comments. Evil laughs.



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Me: Prostitute



You are suicidal sometimes, and you don't care if someone takes advantage of you as long as something is in it for you. You thrive on making your own life miserable so others can live a more pleasurable one. You put yourself in dangerous situations all the time and you don't care what other people think. Unfortunately this will probably lead you to prison one day. You will most likely be clinging to life in the prison showers. 


Dang! Didn't see that one coming. Too much of a sex craving? Oomph.

Posted - March 22, 2017

Responses


  • You have no idea how  exhausting it is cleaning up Livvie's mess.  The things she does, oh the things she does.
      March 23, 2017 8:34 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Hate it when it happens...

      March 23, 2017 8:41 AM MDT
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  • I was a good person once Sapph.   I was a good person once..  :(
      March 23, 2017 9:19 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    We all started out innocent when born... Is been a long long way since... hasn't it?
      March 23, 2017 10:27 AM MDT
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  • Boy howdy.
      March 23, 2017 10:31 AM MDT
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  • 7280
    What about Rosemary's baby?
      March 23, 2017 10:53 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Fiction. Pure fiction. ;-)
      March 23, 2017 12:25 PM MDT
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  • 2219
    Says thief; actually I'm more into assault and breach of the peace. Just self-defence, honest, guv. 
      March 22, 2017 4:29 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    An assaulting thief who breaches peace... better?
      March 23, 2017 1:11 AM MDT
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  • It said I'm a murderer. Which reminds me, I need a new ax.
      March 23, 2017 11:25 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Uh-huh. *runs and hide*
      March 23, 2017 11:38 AM MDT
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  • 3523
    Stalker
    You were always the outcast. The underdog. But now you want to change that. You will stalk your prey like a monster in the night waiting for the right moment to make your dreams come true. Unfortunately this is a mental illness and you should see a psychiatrist ASAP. If you continue down this path you might start doing worse crimes.

    Sigh.  

    I with it right up to the last two sentences.
      March 23, 2017 8:14 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Another stalking peeping joe, huh? Ugh.
      March 23, 2017 11:15 PM MDT
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  • 3523
    It wasn't me!  I swear it!  I wouldn't...  I couldn't!
      March 24, 2017 9:12 PM MDT
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  • 17261
    Lol. Don't they all say?!
      March 25, 2017 12:37 AM MDT
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