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QUIZ: Which Shady Politician Are You?

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Underneath, we're all shady politicians. (Okay, not really.) But which real-life shady politician are you most like?

Today's quiz theme will be inside the world of crooked, and criminals. Mhmm. Take part if you dare, and only if you find these quizzes fun. Share your results and descriptions below in the comments. Evil laughs.



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Me: Anthony Weiner



Congratulations! You're Congressman Anthony Weiner! You spent countless hours fighting for women's rights and for the middle class. You also spent countless hours "sexting" with women and sending them pictures of your private regions. Thanks for serving America, and, more importantly, thanks for providing us with endless jokes about weiners.


Oops. Busted while at it. Oomph. 

Posted - March 22, 2017
Tags : Quizzes Crooked Criminals Politician

Responses


  • Congratulations! You're former Vice President Spiro Agnew! Sure, lots of people don't recognize your name. But that's because you only stole a couple hundred-thousand dollars, unlike some of these greedy people who did that while doing drugs and having sex with strippers. So kudos on being such a moral person, at least by Washington's standards!
      March 22, 2017 6:26 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Better than being a weiner! Lol.
      March 22, 2017 6:28 AM MDT
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  • LOL
      March 22, 2017 6:31 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    When I saw you are a Weiner, my heart just dropped.  Tsk. Tsk. I am so disappointed in you. lol.
      March 22, 2017 6:34 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    I am so disappointed in myself. Must be too much sexting, eh? *blushes*
      March 22, 2017 6:37 AM MDT
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  • Ok.. not being shady *ahem lol * i had to imagine myself into the role and got
    Congratulations? You are Ted Kennedy! Sure, people know you as the guy who let a girl drown after your car rolled into the lake while you were making out in it. But they also know you as "The Lion of the Senate," someone who championed civil rights, social justice, medical research, and health care reform. And you've got that "adorable" Boston accent too...
      March 22, 2017 6:32 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    We share interest in sex, hang out any time soon? Ahem. Lol.
      March 22, 2017 6:38 AM MDT
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  • Spiro Agnew
    Spiro
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    Congratulations! You're former Vice President Spiro Agnew! Sure, lots of people don't recognize your name. But that's because you only stole a couple hundred-thousand dollars, unlike some of these greedy people who did that while doing drugs and having sex with strippers. So kudos on being such a moral person, at least by Washington's standards!
      March 22, 2017 6:33 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Another Spiro. Are all people decent here? Sighs. I'm the only weiner here. Gah.
      March 22, 2017 6:39 AM MDT
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  • LOL! That's a blast from the past.
      March 22, 2017 7:37 AM MDT
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  • 6124
    Great minds think alike Rooster!

    Congratulations! You're former Vice President Spiro Agnew! Sure, lots of people don't recognize your name. But that's because you only stole a couple hundred-thousand dollars, unlike some of these greedy people who did that while doing drugs and having sex with strippers. So kudos on being such a moral person, at least by Washington's standards!

    Spiro
      March 22, 2017 6:33 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Oomph. Why don't you just tell me... Hey wait a minute, you just did. Harumph. 
      March 22, 2017 6:39 AM MDT
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  • AM is being over run by Agnews! WTF 
    lol
      March 22, 2017 11:29 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Taking my weiner and pouts in corner. Ugh. Something just sounds so wrong with this. Looking for my silicone... gah.
      March 22, 2017 11:01 PM MDT
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  • 5451
    lol best political question ever!

    I'm Anthony Weiner!



    Congratulations! You're Congressman Anthony Weiner! You spent countless hours fighting for women's rights and for the middle class. You also spent countless hours "sexting" with women and sending them pictures of your private regions. Thanks for serving America, and, more importantly, thanks for providing us with endless jokes about weiners.
      March 22, 2017 7:00 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Looks like you and me, Miss. Hey... Oh... Ahem... Hide pics, ok?
      March 22, 2017 7:06 AM MDT
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  • 5451
    Too late already texted them to everyone! lol
      March 22, 2017 7:33 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Sheesh. Told you they were only for your eyes. *blushes*
      March 22, 2017 7:35 AM MDT
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  • Iconic headline! 
      March 22, 2017 7:38 AM MDT
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  • I Don't mess around! Let's get this party started!
    The name of my political party is, "The Aristocrats!"
      March 22, 2017 7:31 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Woah. All in, huh?
      March 22, 2017 7:33 AM MDT
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  • One campaign promise I will never break; To be entertaining! 
      March 22, 2017 7:36 AM MDT
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  • 17261
    Mhmm. I know already. ;-)
      March 22, 2017 7:38 AM MDT
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  • 3463
    That is for sure.
      March 22, 2017 8:22 AM MDT
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