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QUIZ: Which Shady Politician Are You?

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Underneath, we're all shady politicians. (Okay, not really.) But which real-life shady politician are you most like?

Today's quiz theme will be inside the world of crooked, and criminals. Mhmm. Take part if you dare, and only if you find these quizzes fun. Share your results and descriptions below in the comments. Evil laughs.



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Me: Anthony Weiner



Congratulations! You're Congressman Anthony Weiner! You spent countless hours fighting for women's rights and for the middle class. You also spent countless hours "sexting" with women and sending them pictures of your private regions. Thanks for serving America, and, more importantly, thanks for providing us with endless jokes about weiners.


Oops. Busted while at it. Oomph. 

Posted - March 22, 2017
Tags : Quizzes Crooked Criminals Politician

Responses


  • I'm here for your amusement. Use & Abuse me!

    lol
      March 22, 2017 8:31 AM MDT
    4

  • 3463


    I m good old Ted.
      March 22, 2017 8:21 AM MDT
    5

  • 17261
    Making out with the gals in the car, eh? ;-)
      March 22, 2017 8:31 AM MDT
    4

  • 3463
    No, just drowning them.
      March 22, 2017 8:33 AM MDT
    3

  • 17261
    Oomph. *runs away and hides*
      March 22, 2017 8:38 AM MDT
    3

  • 3463
    Your safe, I like you.
      March 22, 2017 8:57 AM MDT
    3

  • 17261
    Phew. *looks carefully outside hide to see if safe*
      March 22, 2017 9:01 AM MDT
    3

  • 3463
      March 22, 2017 9:02 AM MDT
    3

  • OH GOD I THINK I'M GOING TO BE SICK!!!!!

    Ted
    www.unhcr.org
    Congratulations? You are Ted Kennedy! Sure, people know you as the guy who let a girl drown after your car rolled into the lake while you were making out in it. But they also know you as "The Lion of the Senate," someone who championed civil rights, social justice, medical research, and health care reform. And you've got that "adorable" Boston accent too...
      March 22, 2017 10:24 AM MDT
    5

  • I almost fell off my chair.  LMAO

    I sat behind him on a plane once. He had huge head


      March 22, 2017 11:28 AM MDT
    4

  • I always thought him and Newt Gingrich kinda looked alike because of their giant heads.
      March 22, 2017 11:51 AM MDT
    3

  • 17261
    Then drop drinking as much! Will make you feel better, eh?
      March 22, 2017 10:57 PM MDT
    2

  • I been very good on that lately.
      March 23, 2017 9:59 AM MDT
    1

  • 17261
    Atta boy! :-)

      March 23, 2017 10:24 AM MDT
    0

  • 22891
    im not a politician at all
      March 22, 2017 10:25 AM MDT
    3

  • 2219
    They got me as Spiro Agnew.

    Tbh, I'd have preferred tricky Dicky.  . 
      March 22, 2017 12:53 PM MDT
    3

  • 17261
    Spiro, the Dicky wannabe... better?
      March 22, 2017 10:58 PM MDT
    0

  • Umm OK


    R. Budd Dwyer
    R.
    upload.wikimedia.org
    Most impressive! You're former Pennsylvania Treasurer R. Budd Dwyer! After being convicted for taking a $300,000 bribe, you weren't going to go down without a fight. So during a televised news conference, you gave your staff members sealed envelopes that held your organ donor card and a suicide note, then shot yourself with a revolver. So maybe you did sort of go down without a fight... Either way, you definitely went out in a blaze of glory... or something.
      March 22, 2017 1:29 PM MDT
    2

  • 17261
    Oh. You too, Karen! 
      March 22, 2017 10:56 PM MDT
    1

  • Yep..... :)
      March 23, 2017 2:13 AM MDT
    2

  • 17261
    ;-)
      March 23, 2017 2:21 AM MDT
    1

  • Oh no! 

    LMAO

    Another Bud. How does AM stand us?
      March 23, 2017 9:57 AM MDT
    1

  •   March 22, 2017 6:05 PM MDT
    2

  • 17261
    So many Teds. Is it the drinking, or the driving? Hmm. ;-)
      March 22, 2017 10:55 PM MDT
    1

  • A well known verse, all in double dactyls: 

    Tiddly quiddly,
    Edward M. Kennedy
    Quite unaccountably
    Drove in a stream. 

    Pleas of amnesia,
    Incomprehensible,
    Probably shattered
    Political dream. 
      March 22, 2017 11:54 PM MDT
    1