HI GoatJumper~ I wouldn't ask for his car keys. You wouldn't want to be associated with that vehicle. I would ask for a whole herd of goats with pastures that are green and water that is clean for their entire lives. You could even send a goat or two down to help some other people who are in need.
You haven't seen what he has in the trunk. I think it's a bunch of dead hookers... I'm committed to the friendship so gotta lend a hand cleaning out that vehicle
And a good friend you are. Such loyalty should be rewarded. Maybe you could ask for his VIP card at the Mustang Ranch. I hear the riding is ideal there. Just try to be a nice. Don't ride them hard and put them up wet. I've found they prefer to be warmed up until wet then ridden slow and easy. Cool them down with a little after play too. They tend to cramp if you give them something to drink too early after your ride. I hear the scenery is beautiful with plenty of large mountains... ;)
This post was edited by Merlin at March 22, 2017 5:40 PM MDT
Being that he and I have different "tastes" in women, meaning he does and I don't, I can be objective in the disposal process.
I'm just going along for the ride. The hard part is the Air freshener. I don't think a Pine-scented Christmas tree is gonna cut the mustard. The solution is simple...
Benedict Arnold 