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Benedict Arnold

What's a creative way to get out of jury duty? Humor appreciated. :)

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Posted - March 24, 2017
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  • 5614
    Let dumbness take hold and keep missing assigned dates, offering sorrowful excuses. They will grow fed up and dismiss you. This post was edited by O-uknow at March 25, 2017 6:57 AM MDT
      March 24, 2017 10:18 PM MDT
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  • That would work. :)
      March 25, 2017 6:57 AM MDT
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  • I would love  to participate in jury duty on Thursday .... But I have an abortion scheduled for Friday :( lol soz:) ... Heard this site  a wee bit sensitive lately  so I'm push it ;) 
      March 24, 2017 10:20 PM MDT
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  • On my questions, all answers are accepted. :)
      March 25, 2017 6:58 AM MDT
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  • Thank you:) 
      March 25, 2017 7:20 AM MDT
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  • You're welcome. :)
      March 25, 2017 7:31 AM MDT
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  • Eat an 1/8th of mushrooms before the interview.
      March 24, 2017 10:23 PM MDT
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  • I like youre new avi  :) no sure why ... But I hated last one ... Allot .;)
      March 24, 2017 10:35 PM MDT
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  • I wasn't a big fan of it either....  I put it up trying to force the site to have the animated GIF dancing when I posted but it didn't work..   Then I was too lazy to switch to something better.
      March 24, 2017 10:42 PM MDT
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  • That's fine . No matter if I like or not .... I just really did not like it though 
      March 24, 2017 10:45 PM MDT
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  • So you would just laugh at everything they said? :) That would do it. 
      March 25, 2017 6:59 AM MDT
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  • 2327
    Tell them the Grinch did it. 

      March 24, 2017 10:24 PM MDT
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  • I have to watch that movie one of these days. :)
      March 25, 2017 7:13 AM MDT
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  • 7683
    Maybe this T-shirt will to do the trick;)) This post was edited by Veena.K at March 25, 2017 8:12 AM MDT
      March 24, 2017 10:50 PM MDT
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  • I believe it would. :)
      March 25, 2017 7:15 AM MDT
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  • 53526

    Approximately 48 to 54 hours before the scheduled report date, commit a crime for which you're sure you'll be arrested.  Either you'll still be in custody on jury day, or you'll make bail, but either way, the prosecution, the defense or the judge will dismiss you as ineligible. 

    By the way, find out if in your jurisdiction you're allowed to take your own soap-on-rope with you to jail. You'll thank me later. 



    ~
      March 25, 2017 1:28 AM MDT
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  • Is that how you did it? :)
      March 25, 2017 7:16 AM MDT
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  • 53526
    Grrrrrrrrr!  This is the thanks I get for trying to be helpful?

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      March 25, 2017 11:44 AM MDT
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  • I always went to it but then told the defense lawyer during the interview that my statements would be biased. Worked! I was gone in an hour.
      March 25, 2017 6:28 AM MDT
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  • Very smart. I've never been called, Don't really know if I'd like to do it or not. I reckon that would all depend on the case. If it were a murder case, I might play legit and try to get picked.
      March 25, 2017 7:17 AM MDT
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  • Both cases that I was called on were murders in prisons. No way I could be fair on that. Now I have a medical excuse and don't get bothered any more. LOL
      March 25, 2017 7:20 AM MDT
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  • That would be hard to keep an open mind about. I think I'd try to get out of that as well.
      March 25, 2017 7:30 AM MDT
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  • 34452
    Never been called but I don't think I would try to get out of it. 

    If I were trying to get out of it, I would just answer the questions with a little bit of a biased spin to them. 
      March 25, 2017 7:26 AM MDT
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  • There ya go! Worked for me!
      March 25, 2017 7:30 AM MDT
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