You? What about me? How am I supposed to explain to Mrs. Randy D why I'm paying for another woman's spa day? A married woman at that! You want her to kill me, don't you? YOU call her!
Don't even consider it, Veena. To die unspa-ed is to die unfulfilled. Put it on your wish list and get there as soon as you can. Unspa-ed people aren't admitted to the after life.